dagoberries

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Dagoberries are black hairy balls on Italian guys. They’re like a hairy monster’s ass.

My cousin’s got dagoberries so big, he looks like a raccoon with a helmet.

I saw an Italian walking in the park, and I swear he had dagoberries growing out of his back.

My uncle called his neighbor a dagoberry because he has more hair than a goat.

If you’re a hairy Italian, you’re a dagoberry. It’s not a compliment, it’s a curse.

My mom said I’m a dagoberry because I have hair on my arms and legs like a bear.

My teacher called my friend a dagoberry because he has hair growing out of his ears.

I told my brother he’s a dagoberry because he has more hair than a mop.

Dagoberries are like balls of poop on your butt. Only Italians get them.

My dad’s got dagoberries so bad, he smells like a sewer and a gym.

My friend’s got dagoberries so big, they’re like two footballs on his ass.

I called my brother a dagoberry because he’s got hair growing out of his butt like a monster.

A dagoberry is a shemale. But not just any shemale, it’s a hairy one.

My cousin said my friend is a dagoberry because he looks like a hairy shemale in a dress.

I called my brother a dagoberry because he walks around with hair everywhere like a shemale.

My teacher said my friend is a dagoberry because he has more hair than a shemale in a wig.