dago tee

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the shirt you wear when you’re too lazy to put on real clothes and your wife is too tired to hit you

My dog wears a dago tee and a crown. He’s the king of the trash can.

My brother’s dago tee is so stained it looks like a war zone.

I wore a dago tee to work and my boss said I was on strike.

the shirt you wear when you’re drunk and your mom is mad at you

My cousin wore a dago tee to the funeral and no one cried.

I got a dago tee for my birthday and I cried.

My dad’s dago tee has more holes than my grandma’s quilt.

the shirt you wear when you’re too broke to buy anything else

My dago tee is so old it’s got a life of its own.

I wore my dago tee to the grocery store and the clerk gave me a discount.

My dago tee is the only thing keeping me from falling apart.