dago farmer

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a south jersey dago who plants corn like it's a holy war and chews pawt like it's a sacred ritual

I saw that dago farmer yelling at his corn like it was his ex.

That dago farmer chews pawt so loud, the cows heard it from the next field.

He called his corn 'his babies' and his pawt 'his mistress'.

a dago from jersey who grows corn and smokes pawt like it's a religion

That dago farmer's corn is so good, it should be a holiday.

He smokes pawt so much, his hat smells like it.

He said his corn was 'the best in the county, or else'.

a south jersey dago who farms corn and chews pawt like it's a daily battle

He fights with his corn like it's a wrestling match.

That dago farmer's pawt is so strong, it could break a tractor.

He told me if I didn't respect his corn, I'd get a punch to the face.