dago eggo

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A cursed Italian cookie that looks like it was baked by a madman with no teeth.
My aunt tried to eat one and cried like a baby.
That thing is why I hate Italian people.
I swear it’s trying to ruin my life.
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A tiny Italian biscuit that looks like it’s been through hell and came out looking like a sad old man.
My grandma called it ‘the biscuit of disappointment.’
I bit it and it felt like biting a piece of my soul.
It’s like the cookie version of a middle-aged man on a Monday.
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A weird cookie that Italians use to torture people who don’t like them.
My cousin’s face when he tasted it was priceless.
It’s like a punishment from God for being a bad student.
I think it’s plotting against me.
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