Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

dagnus is the mf who makes your life a mess just to make himself look good. he’s the worst and the best all at once.

dagnus just walked in and my whole day went to hell. again.

he texted me at 2 am to say he’s eating pizza and it’s the best thing ever.

i failed my math test because dagnus distracted me with his stupid face.

2

dagnus is the guy who thinks he’s the main character of every situation. even when he’s not.

he tried to take credit for my project. like i didn’t know that.

he said he saved the day even though he was just being loud.

he claimed the pizza was his even though he didn’t pay for it.

3

dagnus is the reason why everyone else is average. he’s the peak of cool and the bottom of dumb.

he showed up to class in a hat and everyone else looked stupid.

he called the teacher fat and got away with it.

he talked to the principal like he was his friend.

4

dagnus is the type of person who makes you question your life choices. like why you even exist.

he texted me during the test and i got a zero.

he told me i was ugly and i believed him.

he laughed at my dog and now i hate him.

5

dagnus is the kind of mf who would steal your lunch just to prove he’s the best.

he took my sandwich and said it was his now.

he ate my lunch and then cried about it.

he stole my snack and then asked for more.

6

dagnus is the only person who can make a normal day feel like a disaster. just because he wants to.

he spilled my drink and then laughed at me.

he ruined my homework just for fun.

he texted me during the movie and i got distracted.