Dagnham Handshake

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The Dagnham Handshake is when a guy shoves his pinky up a girl's eye, slaps his fingers into her crotch, and lazily taps her clit with his thumb. It’s easier to do it from behind, but if you're a total showoff, you can do it face-to-face while staring at her boobs like they’re your new best friend.
He tried the Dagnham Handshake at the bar and got laughed out of the place.
My cousin did the Dagnham Handshake at the wedding and got a slap from my aunt.
I did the Dagnham Handshake in the grocery store and got a warning from the manager.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Dagnham Handshake is when a man puts his pinky in a woman's eye, his fingers in her crotch, and his thumb on her clit. It's easier to do it from behind, but if you're a total idiot, you can do it in front of everyone like it's a normal thing.
He did the Dagnham Handshake in the office and everyone stared at him.
My brother tried the Dagnham Handshake at the party and got a punch in the face.
I did the Dagnham Handshake in the elevator and it was awkward for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Dagnham Handshake is when a guy sticks his pinky in a girl’s eye, his fingers in her crotch, and his thumb on her clit. It's easier to do it from behind, but if you're a total idiot, you can do it up front and look like a total fool.
He did the Dagnham Handshake at the gym and got a funny look from the trainer.
My friend tried the Dagnham Handshake at the restaurant and got kicked out.
I did the Dagnham Handshake in the park and got a laugh from a group of kids.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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