dagnamet

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A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to be mad and just want to cuss without effort.
Dagnamet, I got a pop quiz and I didn't study.
Dagnamet, my mom forgot my birthday again.
Dagnamet, my dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me.
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When you're not mad, but you still want to drop some f-bombs because you're too cool to care.
Dagnamet, my phone died in the middle of a TikTok.
Dagnamet, my friend got a detention for talking too much.
Dagnamet, my cereal was soggy and I had to eat it for breakfast.
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A weak-ass cuss word you use when you're too tired to be angry and just want to sound tough.
Dagnamet, my dog pooped on my shoes again.
Dagnamet, my mom made me do the dishes.
Dagnamet, my math test was harder than my brother's tantrum.
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A fancy cuss word you throw around when you're not even slightly annoyed, but you still want to sound like a bad-ass.
Dagnamet, I got a B on my history test.
Dagnamet, my dad forgot my birthday.
Dagnamet, my sock is missing and I have to wear one shoe.
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When you're not mad, but you're still cussing because you're too cool to be bothered.
Dagnamet, my cat knocked over my cereal.
Dagnamet, my math teacher gave me extra homework.
Dagnamet, my friend drew on my desk with permanent marker.
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