dagnabbit

A loud, old man yell used when things go wrong or something shocking happens. Sounds like a grumpy farmer who just lost his best cow to a raccoon.

A fancy way of saying goddammit, but with a hint of mystery and maybe a little bit of Mongolia.

A loud, exaggerated way of saying oh shit, like when you realize you just dropped your last clean sock in a puddle.

A slow, annoying way of saying oh shit, like a Texas farmer who just realized his cows are all missing.

A polite way of saying oh shit, like when you accidentally spill your coffee on your boss’s important papers.

A strong, aggressive way of saying oh shit, like when you get yelled at by a group of angry South American prospectors.

A soft, annoyed way of saying oh shit, like when you realize your dog just ate your last clean sock.