dagm

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A total stud who looks like a superhero, has a brain the size of a basketball, and steals your girl just for fun. He’s like a man-baby with a PhD and a taste for chaos.
My ex is a dagm and he stole my girl right in front of me at the mall.
That guy in the gym is a dagm, he flexes harder than my dog flexes when he gets a treat.
My neighbor is a dagm and he’s trying to steal my wife's soul.
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He’s the smartest guy you’ll ever meet, and he’ll help you pass your test even if he’s hungover and eating a whole pizza by himself. He’s like a brain with a side of drama.
Dagm showed up at my house with a pizza and helped me finish my homework.
My friend is a dagm and he passed his test even though he didn’t study.
That guy in class is a dagm, he got me out of trouble with the teacher.
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A total faggot who would sell his own grandma for a little dick. He’s the type of guy who takes you to the mall just to buy a new outfit so he can look good while sucking dick.
That guy in the bathroom is a dagm, he was sucking dick in the stalls.
My cousin is a dagm and he sold his ass on the street for a few bucks.
That guy at the party is a dagm, he’s the reason I got kicked out.
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