dagler

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A brain so dead it could be used for compost. Dagler is a guy who thinks the sun comes out because the moon is tired.

Bro, you’re a dagler. You thought the internet was a real place.

My mom said I was a dagler for thinking dogs could talk.

He’s a dagler. He still thinks gravity is just a conspiracy.

Dagler is a human who thinks the world is made of pizza and confusion. They drag behind like a broken shopping cart.

She’s a dagler. She believed the earth was flat until last week.

My dog called me a dagler for forgetting to feed him.

That guy is a dagler. He thought the sky was a ceiling.

A dagler is someone so dumb they think the alphabet is a secret code. They drag behind because they can’t even count to ten.

My teacher called me a dagler for thinking 2+2 was 5.

He’s a dagler. He asked if the sun was a lightbulb.

She’s a dagler. She thought the moon was a cheese wheel.