dagime

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A guy who looks like a movie star but acts like he owns the place. He’s got brains and a face that could make a nun blush.
"Dagime just walked in, and the whole bar went silent. I think he’s the reason I’m single.", @barfly123
"He’s got the looks of a king and the brain of a wizard. I’m just here to admire him.", @dagimefan4life
"He’s so good-looking, I considered cheating on my husband just to be near him.", @cheatormeet
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A smart, handsome kid who probably thinks he’s the best at soccer and probably gets girls by just winking at them.
"Dagim just beat me at soccer, and now he’s flirting with my sister. I’m doomed.", @soccerloser
"He’s got a brain, a smile, and a kick that can win any game. I’m just here to watch him shine.", @soccerfanatic
"He’s so good-looking, I’m considering leaving my boyfriend for him.", @justleave
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A black guy who’s cute, kind, and loves to play ball. He’s also a food lover, a prankster, and can’t resist a mixed girl.
"Dagim just made me laugh so hard, I dropped my fries. He’s a menace.", @foodie2000
"He’s got the looks, the sense of humor, and the appetite of a thousand men. I’m in love.", @mixedgirl123
"He’s got the brain of a genius, the body of a athlete, and the heart of a lover.", @loveisblind
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A guy who’s hilarious, probably plays ball, and has a skin tone that could be black or brown. He teases girls but also flirts with them like they’re his favorite snack.
"Dagime just made a joke so funny, I laughed so hard, I cried. And I still got picked on.", @joker4life
"He teases me like I’m his little sister, but then flirts with me like I’m his queen.", @girlwholoveshim
"He’s got the brains, the charm, and the audacity to laugh at me while he flirts with my best friend.", @bestfriend
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A guy who’s so fat, he can’t move in Fortnite. But he still traps people, and if he’s hungry, he might just eat you.
"Dagime just trapped me in Fortnite, and now I can’t move. I think I’m gonna die.", @fortnitefailure
"He’s so big, I think he could eat me whole, and still trap me in the game.", @eatenbydagime
"He’s got the weight of a mountain, the traps of a ninja, and the appetite of a beast.", @fatguy
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A little guy with a huge ego. He thinks he’s the best, but he can’t get girls, so he tries to rip you off every chance he gets.
"Dagime just tried to rip me off, and I’m still paying for it. I’m so tired of him.", @rippedoff
"He’s got the ego of a king and the brain of a fool. I’m just here to laugh at him.", @kingoffools
"He’s got the ego of a dragon, the charm of a snake, and the greed of a thief.", @dragonthief
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