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he’s the kind of guy who smiles while he’s about to punch you in the face

He said, 'Hey man,' then kicked my chair out from under me.

He winked at me before he spilt my coffee all over my shirt.

He laughed when he broke my phone screen with his elbow.

he’s like a puppy who bites your hand after you feed him

He thanked me for the pizza, then stole my last slice.

He said he’d help me with my homework, then fell asleep on my desk.

He asked for a ride, then played 4 hours of Fortnite on my phone.

he’s the kind of guy who says 'I’ll be quick' and then disappears for 3 hours

He said he’d be back in 10 minutes, then came back with a whole group of friends.

He told me he was just going to get a drink, then came back with a whole pizza.

He said he’d finish the game quick, then we lost track of time.