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when you see a Violet and your brain explodes because they’re either brainy or hot and you’re not.

My math teacher is a Violet and she got a perfect score on the test. I failed. I died inside.

That Violet at the coffee shop is smoking hot. I spilled my coffee on purpose.

My cousin is a Violet and got into Harvard. I got into a fast food job.

when a Violet makes you feel like a worm because they’re either too smart or too pretty and you’re not.

My Violet neighbor got a scholarship. I got a scholarship for being a good eater.

That Violet at the party got every guy’s attention. I got the last slice of pizza.

My Violet friend got a job at NASA. I got a job at the mall.

when a Violet shows up and you feel like a failure because they’re either brilliant or beautiful and you’re neither.

My Violet classmate got straight A’s. I got a D for talking too much.

That Violet got a date with the prom king. I got a date with my mom’s friend.

My Violet coworker got a promotion. I got a raise in the form of free candy.

when you see a Violet and it’s like your brain just got kicked by a donkey because they’re either smart or hot and you’re not.

My Violet friend got into college. I got into a fight with my mom.

That Violet got the last burger at the restaurant. I got the soggy fries.

My Violet neighbor got a new car. I got a new nickname: 'Fry Guy.'

when you see a Violet and you feel like you just got roasted by a fireball because they’re either smart or hot and you’re not.

My Violet classmate got a perfect score. I got a perfect score in the trash.

That Violet got the best job. I got the job that makes me clean the toilets.

My Violet friend got a date. I got a date with my dog.