daggrit

My cousin thinks he's a genius because he can do math in his head. He's a daggrit.

The guy at the gym talks about his biceps like they're the only thing that matters. He's a daggrit.

My dog thinks he's a philosopher. He's a daggrit.

My boss called me in at 7 PM for a meeting. He's a daggrit.

My sister thinks her TikTok fame makes her a celebrity. She's a daggrit.

That guy who yelled at the pizza delivery guy. He's a daggrit.

That 'mystery meat' at the buffet? A daggrit.

The new app my friend downloaded? A daggrit.

That thing your mom brought to the party? A daggrit.