daggone

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A hillbilly shout when something gross or shocking happens. Like when your dog eats your lunch and then poops on your shoes.
Daggone! That dog just ate my lunch and pooped on my shoes!
Daggone! I saw my boss’s socks in the trash.
Daggone! My cousin just got married to a guy who still wears pajamas in the morning.
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A problem that won’t stop bugging you. Like that one co-worker who always messes up your coffee.
That new project is the daggone of my life. It won’t stop bugging me!
Mel Kiper says this is the daggone of the NFL draft.
My boss is the daggone of my week. He keeps giving me extra work.
3
A secret compliment to a hot girl. Like when you’re too chicken to say it out loud.
Daggone, that girl in the back of the class is hot.
Daggone, that waitress just dropped my coffee and I got a good look at her legs.
Daggone, my neighbor’s daughter is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
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A shout to your friends when you spot a hot girl. Like when you’re all in the same room and you want them to know.
Daggone! That girl just walked in and she’s a 10!
Daggone! My ex just walked in and she’s still hot!
Daggone! That girl at the bar is the best looking one here!
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A fancy way of saying ‘goddamn’ without getting yelled at by your mom.
Daggone, that was the worst movie I’ve ever seen!
Daggone, my dog just ate my homework.
Daggone, I got a D on my math test!
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A word that means anything you want it to. Like when you’re too lazy to think of the right word.
Daggone! That was the worst day ever.
Daggone! I just got a promotion.
Daggone! My cat just stole my sandwich.
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A person who is super lazy and makes everyone else work harder. Like that guy who never does his share of the work.
My boss is a daggone. He never does his work and makes me do all of it.
That guy at work is a daggone. He’s always late and never helps.
My neighbor is a daggone. He sits on the couch all day and never does anything.
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