daggon

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A fake fancy way to say 'Goddamn' like your grandpa learned it in a church camp.
Daggon, I just got fired again.
Daggon, that pizza was the worst.
Daggon, I can't believe I ate the whole cake.
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A stupid redneck word that means whatever you want it to mean, usually something bad.
Daggon, that chicken is dead.
Daggon, my cousin just stole my job.
Daggon, I just got a tattoo of a chicken.
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A country word that screams 'I am so surprised or so grossed out, I can't handle it anymore.'
Daggon, that guy just ate a whole plate of spaghetti.
Daggon, I just saw a raccoon in my kitchen.
Daggon, my boss just yelled at me for 10 minutes.
4
A big deal that is always messing things up, like Mel Kiper's favorite nightmare.
Daggon, this meeting is killing me.
Daggon, my boss is the worst.
Daggon, my coworker is always late.
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When you want to flirt with a hot girl but act like you're not even looking.
Daggon, that girl just walked in.
Daggon, I just saw my crush at the store.
Daggon, that new girl in class is hot.
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When you want to scream 'She’s here!' to all your friends without her knowing.
Daggon, my crush just walked in.
Daggon, my friend’s crush is here.
Daggon, that guy just came in.
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A total loser who takes all the work and then goes to the bar and ruins the vibe for everyone.
Daggon, my coworker just left early again.
Daggon, that guy is always the worst.
Daggon, my friend just got fired again.
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