Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny dog that’s basically a puppy with no brains and a lot of attitude

My neighbor’s daggoempje barked at me like I stole its lunch money

That daggoempje ran into the street and got hit by a bus for no reason

My kid’s daggoempje peed on my brand new shoes

2

A little dog that thinks it’s the boss of the whole block and won’t stop barking

That daggoempje won’t stop barking at the mailman

The daggoempje chased my kid around the block like a lunatic

My daggoempje howled at the moon like it was a personal insult

3

A small dog that’s louder than a garbage truck and twice as annoying

That daggoempje howled at me like I broke its favorite toy

The daggoempje barked at my neighbor’s cat like it was a rival

My daggoempje woke me up at 2 a. m. for no reason

4

A dog so small it’s like a piece of lint, but it still thinks it’s king

That daggoempje barked at me like I was a trespasser

My kid’s daggoempje chased the mail truck like it was a mission

The daggoempje peed on my lawn like it owned the place

5

A little dog that’s like a tiny, furry toddler with zero patience

That daggoempje barked at my kid like he was a stranger

The daggoempje ran into the street and got hit by a car

My daggoempje howled at the sound of a vacuum cleaner

6

A tiny dog that’s more trouble than it’s worth and likes to yell at everything

That daggoempje barked at the neighbor’s dog like it was a war

My kid’s daggoempje howled at the sound of a doorbell

The daggoempje peed on my brand new shoes like it was a statement