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When a bunch of guys all try to hit on the same girl at once, like they're all stupid and think she'll pick them.
My cousin tried to flirt with my crush while my brother was also flirting with her. It was a total mess.
At the party, five guys all said 'Hey baby' to the same girl. She just rolled her eyes.
My friend tried to impress a girl by making a fool of himself while three other guys were also trying to get her attention.
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A gang of Dougs hanging out together, like they're all brain-dead and stuck in a loop.
My Dougs are all walking around the mall like they own the place.
My friend's Dougs all sat down on the floor during lunch like they were in a trance.
My Dougs showed up to the movie theater and just stood there like they didn't know what to do.
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A bunch of Douchebags hanging out, like they all think they're the king of the world.
Three Douchebags at the park all said they were the best at basketball. They were all wrong.
At the store, four Douchebags all thought they got the last can of soda.
Five Douchebags sat at the same table and talked about how they were the smartest people in the room.
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Anything to do with sex, like getting it on, trying to get it on, or thinking about getting it on.
My friend had a sex dream about his crush and it was the best dream ever.
At the party, everyone was talking about sex, like it was the only thing that mattered.
My mom kept talking about her husband's sex life and it was annoying.
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A low-class, trashy, messed-up girl, usually Black, who doesn't care about anything.
My cousin's friend is a total daggle, she wears the same clothes every day and eats out of a trash can.
My neighbor is a daggle, she talks to herself and wears socks with sandals.
My friend said his crush was a daggle and that was the worst thing ever.
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A lazy, white trash person who doesn't work and just eats junk food all day.
My uncle is a total daggle, he eats pizza for breakfast and drinks soda for dinner.
My friend's cousin is a daggle, he lives in his mom's basement and watches TV all day.
My neighbor is a daggle, he eats chips for every meal and never leaves his house.
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Using your friend's hand or foot while they're passed out or too drunk to care.
At the party, I used my friend's foot to finish my job while he was passed out on the couch.
My buddy used my hand to finish his job because he was too drunk to move.
I used my sister's foot to finish my job while she was watching her favorite show.
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