daggio syndrome

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Going home with a half-wilted boner because you did all the work, while your partner is happy as hell and thinks you're a god.

I left the house like a used towel. She was still smiling like I fed her pizza.

He walked out like a deflated balloon. I was still high from the action.

I came home like a burnt toast. She was still glowing like she won the lottery.

You give it your all, and your partner is thrilled, but you leave feeling like you got kicked in the nuts and told you were ugly.

I worked my butt off, and she was happy. I left feeling like I failed a test.

He did everything, and I was over the moon. He left like he got fired.

I was on fire, and she was in heaven. I walked out like I had no soul.

You're the hero of the night, but you leave with the feeling of a loser who got no thanks for doing all the heavy lifting.

I was the main event, but I left like I lost a fight.

She was the winner, but I left like I got no respect.

I was the star, but I walked out like I got no love.