daggett

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A piece of bubble hockey junk that’s broken, stuck, or just plain useless. Like a hockey puck that’s been run over by a truck.

My bubble hockey team lost because the Daggett was stuck in the middle of the board.

That Daggett is so broken it looks like it got hit by a hockey stick and a curse.

I tried to move the Daggett, and it just stared back at me like it was offended.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

God’s favorite lawyer, handsome, smooth, and always wins. If he wasn’t God, he’d be my ex.

Daddy Daggett walked in, and the judge immediately gave him the case.

I pray to Daddy Daggett every time I get in trouble.

If I had a dollar for every time Daddy Daggett saved me, I’d be rich and probably in jail.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A piece of crap hanging from your ass. The kind that smells like regret and bad decisions.

That Daggett is hanging out like it’s a permanent feature.

I found a Daggett in my pants and it was like finding a dead rat in a sock.

My Daggett is so big, it’s got its own Twitter account.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who acted like everything was perfect, then everything exploded. Like a kid who said they could handle the fire, then the fire said, 'No, you can’t.'

Daggett said it was all under control, then the whole board caught fire.

He was like, 'I got this,' and then the puck hit him in the face.

Daggett was cool until the bubble hockey table started screaming.

by Slangipedia 5d ago