Daggerthroat

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Sticking a pointy thing up your neck until it feels like your brain is going to pop out. People usually yell it while they’re doing it.
I just daggerthroated my mom for stealing my last slice of pizza.
He daggerthroated the guy who cut him off in traffic.
She daggerthroated her ex because he texted her a meme.
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When you stab your throat with something sharp because you’re mad and your brain is too lazy to think of anything else.
I daggerthroated my brother for eating my sandwich.
She daggerthroated her boss for giving her a pop quiz.
He daggerthroated the dog for stealing his snack.
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Putting a sharp object in your neck until it feels like your head is about to explode. People usually scream it when they’re doing it.
I daggerthroated my friend for making a bad joke.
She daggerthroated the teacher for giving her a bad grade.
He daggerthroated his dad for eating his last donut.
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Stabbing your throat with something pointy because you’re angry and you want everyone to know it.
I daggerthroated my sister for stealing my phone.
He daggerthroated his neighbor for talking too loud.
She daggerthroated her friend for liking the wrong band.
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Shoving a sharp object in your neck until it feels like your head is going to fall off. People usually shout it while they're doing it.
I daggerthroated my dog for peeing on my shoes.
He daggerthroated his mom for giving him a bad grade.
She daggerthroated her brother for eating her lunch.
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