Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so calm you could slice a guy’s face off and still be like 'hey, that was cool'

I watched him get stabbed and still laughed at my joke

She got a tattoo and didn’t flinch

He got yelled at by three teachers and just said 'you’re all weak'

2

You don’t even blink when someone tries to stab you

He got a paper cut and still finished his test

She got tackled and just said 'you’re not even trying'

He got a burn and ate a burger right after

3

You’re so chill you could stand in a meat grinder and still say 'this is fine'

He got locked in a freezer and just said 'I like the cold'

She got hit by a car and texted her mom

He got yelled at by his dad and just said 'you’re old'

4

You’re so relaxed you could watch a guy get stabbed and still be like 'hey, that was a good move'

He saw a guy get stabbed and just said 'nice arm'

She got a burn and still did her hair

He got yelled at and just said 'you need a life'

5

You’re so calm you could be stabbed and still talk about your weekend

He got stabbed and still texted his friend

She got hit by a car and said 'I was in a hurry'

He got yelled at and still took a nap

6

You’re so chill you could be cut in half and still be like 'that’s not even close to bad'

She got cut and still did her makeup

He got yelled at and still said 'you’re weak'

He got stabbed and still said 'you missed'