Dagger Of Love

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The big mean stick that a man waggles around when he’s trying to get a woman to stop screaming.
My dad’s Dagger Of Love is so big, it woke the neighbors.
She screamed so loud, the whole street heard it.
He tried to wiggle it in, but it got stuck on the couch.
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A man’s favorite tool when he’s trying to make a woman feel like she’s being stabbed by a chorus of angry squirrels.
His Dagger Of Love was so angry, it made the squirrels cry.
She felt like she was being attacked by a whole forest.
He used it so much, it got a nickname: ‘The Squirrel Slayer.’
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A very strong stick that men use when they’re trying to make women feel like they’ve been kicked by a donkey.
He kicked her so hard, she felt like a donkey had kicked her.
The donkey was jealous of the stick.
She screamed so much, the donkey joined in.
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The long, angry finger that men use to poke women when they’re trying to make them cry.
He poked her so hard, she cried like a baby.
The finger was so angry, it got a tattoo.
She cried so much, her mascara ran like a river.
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The big, smelly snake that men use to try and make women feel like they’ve been bitten by a very angry goat.
He used it so much, the goat got a new nickname: ‘The Snake Whisperer.’
The snake was so smelly, it made the goat gag.
She screamed so loud, the goat joined the scream.
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A man’s favorite weapon when he’s trying to make a woman feel like she’s been hit by a truck full of angry bees.
He hit her so hard, the bees got angry.
The truck was full of bees and rage.
She screamed so much, the bees joined in.
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