daggar boy

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a crusty old water buffalo who still thinks he's the alpha, but the young bucks laugh at him and call him a has-been, and he gets so mad he'll try to gore you just for fun
He tried to charge me because I laughed at his old man hair.
At the buffet, he kicked over the salad bar and said 'this isn't how it's done.'
He called me 'son' three times in one sentence.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a washed-up water buffalo who still thinks he's cool, but the herd won't let him near the lake, and now he just roams around trying to fight people for no reason
He tried to fight the ice cream truck because it played the wrong song.
He yelled 'I was the king of the lake!' at a traffic light.
He bit a tourist's bag and said 'that's what you get for being young.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a water buffalo who’s so old he’s got more scars than sense, and he’s mad the young bucks won’t let him hang out with the herd, so he just charges at people for no good reason
He charged a kid for stealing his snack.
He tried to fight a pigeon and lost.
He told me 'you’re not cool' and then left.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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