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A person who talks like they're genius but can't even tie their shoes properly.

'I just realized the sky is blue. I'm so smart.'

He explained how to open a door like it was a math problem.

She said the sun comes up every day like it was a big deal.

Someone who acts like they're solving a murder but actually spilled their coffee.

'I figured out why the printer isn't working. It's because it's mad.'

He told the class the answer to the question before it was even asked.

She screamed about the traffic like it was a war.

A human who can't tell the difference between a hint and a full-on explanation.

He told me the password was 1234 because I forgot it.

She whispered the entire test answers to me like I was deaf.

He said, 'I'm giving you a hint,' and then wrote the whole thing on the board.

A person who talks like they're Einstein but can't even remember their own name.

He said, 'I just figured out gravity. It's like the universe is lazy.'

She told the teacher the answer before the question was even asked.

He explained how to brush his teeth like it was a science fair.

Someone who thinks they're the best at everything but can't even cook a sandwich.

He said, 'I just discovered the secret to life. It's peanut butter.'

She told the class the answer before the teacher even said the question.

He screamed about the weather like it was a death sentence.