dagga virgin

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A person who has never touched dagga and might as well be dead inside.
I asked him if he’d ever tried dagga, and he said no. I told him he was a dagga virgin and that he might as well be a ghost.
My cousin is a dagga virgin. He’s been sitting with us for hours and still smells like a clean room.
The new kid at school is a dagga virgin. He’s probably never even seen a bong in his life.
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Someone who has never inhaled dagga and might as well have a brick up their behind.
My mom called me a dagga virgin because I didn’t smoke with the group at the party. I told her I didn’t need to smoke to be cool.
He’s a dagga virgin and still thinks weed is just a plant you water.
The guy at the bus stop is a dagga virgin. He probably smells like old socks and regret.
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A person who hasn’t touched dagga and probably thinks it’s just a fancy kind of tea.
My brother is a dagga virgin. He still thinks dagga is just a leaf you put in hot water.
At the party, the guy who didn’t know what a bong was is a dagga virgin. He might as well be from the stone age.
She said she’s a dagga virgin and still thinks you smoke it through a straw.
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A person who has never taken dagga and might as well be a statue.
He’s been sitting there for hours and hasn’t moved. He’s probably a dagga virgin.
She didn’t smoke with us and now she’s a dagga virgin. She’s like a statue in a museum.
My friend is a dagga virgin and still thinks you eat dagga like a sandwich.
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Someone who has never smoked dagga and might as well be a ghost who forgot to haunt anyone.
He didn’t even know what dagga was. He’s a dagga virgin and might as well be a ghost.
At the party, he said he didn’t smoke. I told him he was a dagga virgin and that he was worse than a ghost.
She still thinks dagga is just a plant. She’s a dagga virgin and might as well be a ghost who forgot to haunt anyone.
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A person who has never touched dagga and is probably still living in the 1980s.
He still uses a flip phone. He’s a dagga virgin and probably thinks dagga is just a leaf you put in your coffee.
She said she’s a dagga virgin and still uses a Walkman. I told her she was stuck in the 1980s.
He’s a dagga virgin and still thinks dagga is just a fancy kind of tea you drink with a spoon.
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