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A brainless twerp who thinks they're a designer just because they picked a font.
'I’m a designer now, bro. I picked Comic Sans.'
That guy redesigned the logo and it looks like a toddler threw paint at it.
She changed the button color to pink and called it a ‘brand revolution.’
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A human version of a broken printer who can’t tell a gradient from a greasy sandwich.
He tried to do a gradient and it looked like he used a crayon and a dirt bag.
She thought aligning text was a ‘hard skill.’
He added a drop shadow and now it’s a nightmare.
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The kind of person who thinks a ‘clean look’ is just a white background and a coffee stain.
He said the design was ‘clean’ because it had a white background and a coffee cup.
She used ‘clean look’ as a synonym for ‘I don’t know what I’m doing.’
He called a messy layout ‘minimalist’ and I cried inside.
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