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A guy with a big dick that’s as skinny as a twig, like it’s been starved for years.
He tried to flex his junk in the shower and it looked like a pencil.
His dick is so long and thin, it could be a noodle in a soup.
He said his dick was a ‘legend,’ but it’s just a skinny stick.
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A man who has a huge cock, but it’s so thin, it’s like a chicken leg.
He showed off his cock, and it looked like a spaghetti strand.
His dick is so long and narrow, it could be a telephone cord.
He says he’s a legend, but his cock is just a skinny noodle.
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A guy with a big dick that’s so thin, it could be a toothpick.
He bragged about his cock, but it’s just a thin stick.
His cock looks like a pencil, and he says it’s a monster.
He tried to show off, but it’s just a skinny toothpick.
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