Dagening

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When you shove your shirt into your jeans like a grandma trying to hide her belly, while wearing shoes so white they look like they came out of a cow. This look is for guys who think they're still cool, but nobody else agrees.
My boss is a dagening. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he's a rockstar.
My dad is a dagening. He shoves his shirt in his jeans like it's a battle.
My uncle is a dagening. He wears white gym shoes that look like they've never touched the ground.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A boy with black hair and eyes that look like they've seen everything. He rides bikes, skateboards, or anything that moves. He’s a total legend.
My neighbor is a dagening. He rides his bike like it’s a competition.
My cousin is a dagening. He can ride anything with wheels, even my grandma’s shopping cart.
My friend is a dagening. He’s the kind of guy who would ride a bike through a storm just to prove it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who is so good at everything, she makes your life look like a mess. She’s smart, strong, and will punch you if you mess with her friends.
My best friend is a dagening. She studied all night and still got an A.
My sister is a dagening. She’s the kind of person who will kick your ass if you say one bad word about her friends.
My crush is a dagening. She’s smart, beautiful, and she will definitely beat you in a fight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A giant pile of poop so big, it makes the toilet look like it’s about to explode.
My brother had a dagening so big, the toilet overflowed and flooded the bathroom.
I had a dagening so bad, my mom had to clean it with a mop.
My uncle’s dagening was so big, it clogged the whole house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks he's tough, has tattoos, and loves mac and cheese. He's not that cool, but he's pretty rad.
My friend is a dagening. He has a tattoo of a dragon and eats mac and cheese for breakfast.
My brother is a dagening. He thinks he's a metal head, but he still cries when he fails a test.
My cousin is a dagening. He loves bikes and mac and cheese, but he still wears socks to bed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who's tough, has a great smile, and sometimes gets played by guys, but she'll be there for you no matter what.
My best friend is a dagening. She got played by a guy, but she still went to his prom.
My sister is a dagening. She has the best smile, but she got dumped by a guy who only liked her for her looks.
My crush is a dagening. She’s smart, kind, and still falls for the same old tricks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A made-up word that people use when they don’t know what they’re saying. It’s like the trash can of words, and it’s used by people who smoke too much weed.
My friend said 'Dagens-A-Cogens' when he didn’t know what 'gossip' meant.
I used 'Dagens-A-Cogens' when I couldn’t remember the word 'dramatic'.
My cousin said 'Dagens-A-Cogens' when he got confused by the teacher.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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