dagenhart

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German by birth, arts lover but hates the people who make art. Super smart and thinks they can do anything. Has crazy hair, huge boobs and butt, screams a lot, and lives life like it's a party.
"I’m gonna pass this class even if I have to die in the process.", Dagenhart in a group chat at 2 AM.
"I don’t hate the painters. I just hate how they look when they’re drunk.", Dagenhart at a gallery.
"My voice is so loud it could wake the dead.", Dagenhart after a 3-hour rant about geometry."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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German kid who thinks art is cool but can’t stand the artists. Studies non-stop and thinks they’re the next Einstein. Has frizzy hair, a body like a superhero, and a voice that could shatter glass.
"I’m going to ace this test even if it kills me.", Dagenhart during a math quiz.
"I don’t have a problem with the music. I have a problem with the people who make it.", Dagenhart at a concert.
"I scream so loud my neighbors call the cops.", Dagenhart after a bad day at school."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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German-born beast who loves art but hates the artists. Studies like a maniac and thinks they’re invincible. Has wild hair, a body that could win a contest, and a voice that could scare the devil.
"I will not fail this year, even if I have to eat a whole pizza box.", Dagenhart during lunch.
"I don’t hate the artists. I hate how they act when they’re famous.", Dagenhart on social media.
"I scream so loud my dog runs away.", Dagenhart after a failed science experiment."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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