dagenham

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It's a big town in east London not Essex like most people think it's a bunch of posers who can't tell the difference between London and a dump

@DagenhamDad: "I live in London not Essex you braindead fool" #DagenhamDad #LondonNotEssex

My cousin says it's Essex but I know it's London because I've seen him stab 3 people in the park

I'm from London not Essex and I'm not going to let you insult my town again

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A part of east London where people stab each other like it's a job and they all think they're tough but they're just a bunch of softies who can't handle a real fight

@DagenhamRap: "We got stabbings in Dagenham and I ain't even mad" #DagenhamRap #StabLife

I moved to Dagenham and I've only been stabbed once, but that's enough for me

Dagenham is a gang town but I'd take it over Barking any day

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A borough in London made from two other boroughs that were too dumb to stay separate. It's where Ford workers went on strike and Meghan Markle came to shake hands with a bunch of losers

@FordStrikes: "We struck for women's rights and now we're stuck with Dagenham" #FordStrikes #DagenhamDad

I shook Meghan's hand and she was way more annoying than I expected

The Ford strikes were legendary but now we're just a bunch of people who don't know what they want

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The butt crack you get when you wear pants that are too tight and you're a builder who's been working all day and you look like a fat kid who didn't do his homework

@BuilderBum: "I got a builder's bum from working 12 hours a day" #BuilderBum #WorkHard

My pants are falling down and my butt is showing like I'm in a pants commercial

A brickie's arse is the worst thing you can have at work and no one wants to see it

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A weird dance move where you do a weird pinky thing in the stinky and you just look like a confused kid who has no idea what he's doing

@DagenhamDance: "Pinky in the stinky, two up front and rub the nub with your thumb" #DagenhamDance #StinkyMove

My friend did the stinky and looked like he just saw a ghost

The stinky is the worst dance move ever but I still do it because it's fun

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A car that rusts like it's been in a war and it's from Dagenham where they make cars and they're all just a bunch of old men who can't fix a car properly

@FordCortina: "My Ford Cortina rusted in 2 days and I had to walk home" #FordCortina #RustyCar

I drove a Cortina and it rusted so fast I thought it was a spaceship

The Ford Cortina is a car that rusts so fast it looks like it was built in the 1980s

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A school full of posers who think they're rappers and footballers but they're just a bunch of losers who can't handle a real fight and the food is the worst

@DagenhamPark: "Dagenham park is a school of losers and the food tastes like it was made in a trash can" #DagenhamPark #Losers

I go to Dagenham park and the teachers give me slack like I'm the best student ever

Dagenham park is the worst school but it's entertaining when the kids fight

by Slangipedia 5d ago