dagenais

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The horse king who’s too busy laying back to be big in the saddle.

Dagenais is the only guy who got kicked out of the barn for being too lazy to breed.

He’s the reason the horses all have sideburns.

He tried to ride a pony and it ran away.

A man who rides horses but can’t even stand up to impress them.

He tried to do a backflip on a horse and fell into a trough.

He’s the only guy who got a medal for falling off a horse.

He tried to seduce a mare and she ran away with his hat.

The horse lord who’s more interested in lying down than getting it up.

He’s the reason the stables have a couch.

He got a horse to nap with him and now they’re both fat.

He tried to breed a horse and it took three people to pull him off.