dagemawi

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A tiny, transphobic, ant-like person who smells like old socks and bad decisions. He’s the reason your life got worse.

Dagemawi walked by and said, 'You’re not even a real human!' and then farted.

He tried to flirt with my dog and got chased by a squirrel.

He texted me, 'You’re ugly and I hate your life.' Then he cried.

A guy so cool he could probably make a vending machine jealous. He’s got looks, brains, and a body that screams 'I’m getting everything.'

He asked me out and I said no. He just winked and got a girl from the next table.

He texted me, 'Hey, wanna be famous?' I said no. He got famous anyway.

He walked into a room and the whole class stopped talking.