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A guy who thinks he’s the night’s only hero but gets beaten up by a group of kids after school.
Batman gets ambushed by 5 kids near the bus stop.
He tries to save a pigeon but gets kicked by a kid with a skateboard.
He tries to fight a kid who’s just eating a sandwich.
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A man who wears a cape and a mask but can’t even beat a pizza delivery guy.
He tries to stop a pizza guy but gets distracted by a squirrel.
He fights a pizza guy and loses because he’s out of breath.
He tries to save the day but ends up stealing the pizza.
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A guy who wears a bat costume and thinks he’s cool, but everyone laughs at him.
He shows up to school in a bat suit and gets laughed at.
He tries to scare the principal but the principal just yells at him.
He tries to be cool but ends up tripping over a chair.
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A man who fights crime but can’t even beat a kid who’s just playing video games.
He tries to stop a kid from cheating in a video game.
He fights a kid who’s just eating chips and loses.
He tries to save the day but ends up getting beaten by a kid with a controller.
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A guy who wears a cape and a mask but can’t even beat a dog.
He tries to fight a dog and gets chased by it.
He tries to save a cat but ends up getting bit.
He fights a dog and loses because he’s too tired.
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A man who thinks he’s the king of the night but gets beaten up by a group of kids every night.
He tries to stop a group of kids from throwing rocks.
He fights kids every night and loses every time.
He tries to be cool but ends up getting beaten up by a group of kids.
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