Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he’s the night’s only hero but gets beaten up by a group of kids after school.

Batman gets ambushed by 5 kids near the bus stop.

He tries to save a pigeon but gets kicked by a kid with a skateboard.

He tries to fight a kid who’s just eating a sandwich.

2

A man who wears a cape and a mask but can’t even beat a pizza delivery guy.

He tries to stop a pizza guy but gets distracted by a squirrel.

He fights a pizza guy and loses because he’s out of breath.

He tries to save the day but ends up stealing the pizza.

3

A guy who wears a bat costume and thinks he’s cool, but everyone laughs at him.

He shows up to school in a bat suit and gets laughed at.

He tries to scare the principal but the principal just yells at him.

He tries to be cool but ends up tripping over a chair.

4

A man who fights crime but can’t even beat a kid who’s just playing video games.

He tries to stop a kid from cheating in a video game.

He fights a kid who’s just eating chips and loses.

He tries to save the day but ends up getting beaten by a kid with a controller.

5

A guy who wears a cape and a mask but can’t even beat a dog.

He tries to fight a dog and gets chased by it.

He tries to save a cat but ends up getting bit.

He fights a dog and loses because he’s too tired.

6

A man who thinks he’s the king of the night but gets beaten up by a group of kids every night.

He tries to stop a group of kids from throwing rocks.

He fights kids every night and loses every time.

He tries to be cool but ends up getting beaten up by a group of kids.