daGeek

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daGeek is a Geek who says yes to life and everything it throws at him. He’s a weirdo who won’t shut up and thinks he’s the smartest person in the room.
Yes, I’m a daGeek. I know everything about Star Wars and also why the sky is blue. Also, I will explain it to you. Probably in a rant.
DaGeek here. Just told my boss I don’t need a raise, I need a raise and a raise and a raise.
I’m a daGeek. I know 12 different ways to say yes in Russian. And I used them all in my last argument.
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daGeek is a Geek who’s too weird for normal people and too smart for most teachers. He’s like a weird kid who thinks he’s the king of the school.
DaGeek here. I’m the king of the school. Also, I think the principal is a fake. Probably. Also, I have evidence.
I’m a daGeek. I can solve math problems in my head and still argue about the best pizza toppings.
Just told my friend I don’t like the color blue. Also, I might be a daGeek.
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daGeek is a Geek who won’t shut up and thinks he’s the only one who matters. He’s a weirdo with a brain that works like a turbocharged engine.
DaGeek here. I won’t stop talking. Also, I think I invented the wheel. Probably. Also, I have a certificate.
I’m a daGeek. I can talk for hours about video games and still have energy to argue about the meaning of life.
Just told my mom I’m not weird, I’m just a daGeek. Also, I might be right.
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daGeek is a Geek who says yes to life, but also to every dumb idea that comes along. He’s a weirdo with a brain full of nonsense and a mouth full of opinions.
DaGeek here. I said yes to life, and also to that dumb idea about building a spaceship in my garage. Also, I might actually do it.
I’m a daGeek. I believe in every dumb idea. Also, I think the moon is made of cheese. Also, I will argue about it.
Just said yes to life, yes to pizza, and yes to being a daGeek. Also, I might be the best at it.
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daGeek is a Geek who says yes to life and also to every weird thing that happens. He’s a weirdo who thinks he’s normal and has a brain that never stops working.
DaGeek here. I said yes to life and also to that weird thing about teleporting cats. Also, I might be the only one who believes it.
I’m a daGeek. I believe in weird stuff and also in my brain. Also, my brain is loud.
Just said yes to life and to that weird idea that the internet is alive. Also, I think it’s watching me.
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