dageda

Current Trending

6 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

1
A South Asian lady who shoves raisins up her butt and calls it a snack
My aunt is a dageda. She eats raisins like they're going out of style.
She told me she’d rather die than give up her raisin habit.
I saw her in the kitchen with a bowl of raisins and a spoon up her rear.
2
A woman from India who stuffs her ass with raisins and screams about it
She posted a TikTok of her eating raisins and said it was ‘life-changing’.
I tried to help her, but she just yelled, 'I don’t need your help, I’m a dageda!'
Her friends call her 'Raisin Queen' because she eats them nonstop.
3
An Indian woman who thinks raisins are the best thing ever and eats them like they're gold
She eats raisins in the shower, in the car, and even in her sleep.
At the family reunion, she brought a bag of raisins and ate them like it was a feast.
She said, 'If I die, I want raisins in my ass and a crown on my head.'
xs