dageal

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He's the kind of nigga you'd let live if he promised not to laugh at your bad jokes

Dageal said my joke was worse than my dating life. I threatened him with a breadstick.

He laughed so hard at my mom's text he had to go to the bathroom.

Dageal called my dad a 'bald rat' and my dad called him a 'lame rat'.

He's the only nigga who can make a Monday feel like a Saturday

Dageal texted me at 8 AM with a meme about chicken nuggets. I felt alive.

He showed up to my boring meeting with a cupcake. The boss cried.

Dageal made my math test look like a game show.

He’s the type of nigga who would let you win a fight just to keep the peace

Dageal let me win our arm-wrestling match because he said I was ‘too cute to beat’

He took my loss in chess and called it a ‘draw’ just to keep the vibe good

Dageal let me win the pizza fight because he said I had ‘a better face’