dage

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1
Drinking like a madman during the day. Usually done by college kids who think morning classes are a joke and noon is the perfect time to start a fight.
"I drank 10 beers before my 10 a. m. class. That's dage."
He showed up to the library at 11 a. m. with a hangover and a bottle of vodka. That's dage.
My roommate turned the day into a party. That's dage."
2
Being invisible to authority, like a ghost. You're there, but you're not caught.
"I snuck into the school without anyone seeing me. That's dage."
She did her homework during class and never got caught. That's dage.
He cheated on the test and no one knew. That's dage."
3
When two weirdos who like each other do weird stuff, like the guy letting the girl ride him like a horse.
"They started riding each other like animals in the middle of the park. That's dage."
He let her sit on his back like it was a roller coaster. That's dage.
They're so weird together. That's dage."
4
A fancy word for food or a meal. People use it to sound smarter when they're just eating.
"I ate a whole pizza. That's dage."
She had three burgers and a soda. That's dage.
He devoured a whole cake. That's dage."
5
Partying and drinking all day until the night. Starts around 3 p. m. and ends after midnight.
"I partied from noon until 1 a. m. That's dage."
She started drinking at 2 p. m. and didn't stop until 12:30 a. m. That's dage.
He drank the whole day and still had energy at night. That's dage."
6
A really long time, like days and ages stuck together. People use it to exaggerate how long something took.
"I waited for that bus for dage."
He took dage to finish his homework."
They were stuck in traffic for dage."
7
When a girl has a big butt and you're too confused to say the right words, so you say "Big Bordy Dage" instead of "Big Booty Bitch."
"I saw her and said 'Big Bordy Dage' because I was too stupid."
He couldn't stop staring and said 'Big Bordy Dage' out loud. That's embarrassing."
She walked in and he said 'Big Bordy Dage.' That's dage."
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