Dagda

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The Dagda is a fat, bearded god who bosses around the seasons, plants, and anyone dumb enough to mess with him. He’s like the ultimate dad of the earth, and he doesn’t take no for an answer.
The Dagda made the crops grow so fast, the farmers had to run just to keep up.
He threw the weather at people like a toddler throwing a tantrum.
He turned the sun into a giant flashlight to blind his enemies.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The Dagda was the original king of Proletkult, and he ruled with a heavy hand and a lot of swear words. He fought off Eris like a boss, and when Top Keke Memes 69 took over, the server turned into a sad, slow mess.
He posted in #general every day, even when no one was watching.
He called Eris a ‘bald, sad fool’ in the middle of a server war.
He made the server grow like a weed, and then it all died when he left.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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