DAGD

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A fancy way of saying you’re going to die so hard it’ll make your mom cry and your enemies laugh.
"You better DAGD, or I’ll make your last moments the worst you’ve ever had."
He DAGD-ed in the middle of the lobby like a rookie with no idea what he was doing.
She DAGD-ed so fast the security bots didn’t even get a chance to react.
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When you’re so dead it’s like you got hit by a bus and a spaceship at the same time.
He DAGD-ed and left a mess so big the janitor had to clean it for a week.
I saw someone DAGD in the medbay and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.
She DAGD-ed so loud the whole station heard it.
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A death so bad it’s like your life was a bad movie and you were the worst part of it.
He DAGD-ed in front of the whole syndicate and it was the most embarrassing moment of the year.
She DAGD-ed so fast the AI didn’t even get a chance to record it.
He was so proud of his DAGD that he didn’t even notice the fire spreading.
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Dying so hard it’s like your body went on strike and your brain quit too.
He DAGD-ed and it was the most dramatic thing I’ve ever seen.
She DAGD-ed so hard the vents started shaking.
He DAGD-ed right in front of the captain and it was the worst thing ever.
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When you die so bad it’s like your soul went to hell and your body stayed on the station.
He DAGD-ed and it was like the universe itself was mocking him.
She DAGD-ed and it was the most painful thing I’ve ever seen.
He DAGD-ed so fast the AI didn’t even get a chance to record it.
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A death so glorious it’s like you were a superhero and you died doing something cool.
He DAGD-ed and it was the most epic thing I’ve ever seen.
She DAGD-ed and it was like she was trying to impress the whole station.
He DAGD-ed so fast it looked like he was trying to escape from the afterlife.
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