Dagbladet

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A Norwegian newspaper that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt and your eyes bleed

My uncle reads Dagbladet every day. He says it’s the only thing keeping him from crying in the street.

I tried to read Dagbladet once. I ended up throwing up in my math homework.

My teacher called Dagbladet 'the worst newspaper ever' and banned it from class.

A newspaper from Norway that’s like a middle schooler’s diary but with more swearing and fewer feelings

My cousin’s dog reads Dagbladet. It barks at the headlines.

My mom said Dagbladet is 'the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen' and threw a spoon at the TV.

My brother tried to impress his crush by reading Dagbladet. It didn’t go well.

A Norwegian newspaper that’s so full of nonsense it could make a wizard lose his magic

My grandma reads Dagbladet every morning. She says it helps her forget her bad hip.

My friend’s pet turtle reads Dagbladet. It’s now a philosopher.

My teacher says Dagbladet is 'the most useless thing on Earth' and drew a picture of it on the board.