Dagbeet

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A brain-dead idiot who thinks they're the king of the trash can. They're like a wet sock in a sock drawer, completely useless and just there to make life worse.
My cousin is a dagbeet. He shows up to family dinners and just stares at the ceiling.
My boss is a dagbeet. He yells at the printer like it owes him money.
My neighbor is a dagbeet. He tried to build a treehouse out of cereal boxes and a banana peel.
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A lunatic who shows up everywhere like they were paid to be a pain in the ass. They don't do anything, but they're there like a bad smell in a locker room.
My friend's brother is a dagbeet. He sat through my entire presentation and just said 'meh.'
My teacher is a dagbeet. She gave me a D for not doing my homework, even though I was sick.
My friend's mom is a dagbeet. She came to my birthday party and just watched the cat eat my cake.
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