dagasexual

My cousin said dagasexual was a thing and now I have to explain it to him

I got called dagasexual in math class and I still don’t know why

My dog thinks I’m dagasexual because I talk to him like he’s my ex

My crush said I was dagasexual and I almost cried

I tried to be dagasexual and now I just sound stupid

My mom said I was dagasexual because I like pink

I got called dagasexual at the mall and I had to run away

My teacher said I was dagasexual because I like glitter

My friend said I was dagasexual and I threw a snack at him

I got called dagasexual at lunch and I had to eat my sandwich in silence

My brother said I was dagasexual and I told him to shut up

I tried to be dagasexual and now my hair looks like a disaster

My crush said I was dagasexual and now I hate math

I got called dagasexual in the car and my mom laughed

I tried to be dagasexual and now I just sound like a fool

I got called dagasexual and now I have to wear my old shirt

My friend said I was dagasexual and I said no way

I tried to be dagasexual and now my shirt is stained for life