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the butt of a hot girl that makes you want to slap your own face
Why do you look at her like that? You're drooling!
I saw her in the hallway and I almost tripped.
Her butt is so good, I would marry it.
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this guy’s butt is so big it could be a planet
I swear his butt is bigger than the moon.
He sits down and the floor shakes.
His butt could launch a rocket.
3
the best-looking guy who thinks he’s the main character of a movie
He walks in and everyone stops talking.
He looks at you like you’re the love interest.
He thinks he’s Brad Pitt, but he’s more like a slightly burnt Brad Pitt.
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a guy who talks like he’s on a bad date and doesn’t know how to use commas
He said, ‘I love you, and I also hate you, but mostly I love you.’
He texted me, ‘u r the best, and i r the worst, but i still luv u.’
He tried to explain a math problem and it sounded like a bad rap song.
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a guy with a penis so big it could be a famous landmark
His penis is so big, it could be the Eiffel Tower.
He walked into class and everyone gasped.
His penis is famous, and it has a Wikipedia page.
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a cock so big it could start a war and end a relationship
He showed it off in the bathroom and the whole school came to see it.
His cock is so big, it could be a new country.
He used it to beat up a guy, and the guy didn’t even fight back.
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the most awesome, wild, and crazy experience you could ever have, like a circus in your brain
It was like a circus exploded in my head and I loved it.
I felt like I was in a movie and I was the main star.
It was wild, crazy, and awesome all at the same time.
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