dagama

Dagama’s got a new upgrade. Now he can give blowjobs while checking my prostate. I’m living my best life.

Dagama just gave me a prostate exam. I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck and a pizza.

Dagama’s my favorite robot. He’s got a better job than my ex.

Dagama is such a faggot, he cried when the toilet paper ran out.

Dagama’s got more hair than my grandma. And he uses it to make gay faces.

Dagama’s my best friend. He’s a faggot, but I love him.