dag wobble

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When you use your foot to kick your butt hole until the poop finally lets go and you feel like a god.

I did a dag wobble in the hallway and my mom walked in like she saw a monster.

During math class, I had to do a dag wobble and my teacher thought I was having a seizure.

I did a dag wobble in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was drunk.

The messy, loud, and proud way of getting rid of a poop that won’t leave your butt hole alone.

I did a dag wobble in the car and my brother started laughing so hard he choked on his sandwich.

During a movie, I did a dag wobble and the whole theater looked at me like I was a weirdo.

I did a dag wobble in the restaurant and the waiter thought I was having a meltdown.

When you punch your butt hole so hard you think you might have broken it and the poop finally comes out.

I did a dag wobble in the bathroom and the toilet paper flew everywhere like it was a war.

I did a dag wobble at the gas station and the person behind me got a nosebleed.

I did a dag wobble in my bedroom and my dog ran out like he saw a ghost.