Dag Pålsson

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Dag Pålsson is a sad housewife who plays video games and drinks like a madman at night. He is the worst, but his apple pie is amazing.
Dag just lost a game and now he’s crying into his pie.
He drank 10 beers and still tried to beat the game.
His pie is so good, even his ex-wife eats it.
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Dag Pålsson is a housewife who drinks way too much and plays games like they’re his job. He’s terrible, but he makes the best apple pie in the whole world.
He fell off the couch after drinking and still played the game.
He tried to make pie with a broken oven and it was still good.
He yelled at the TV for losing the game.
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Dag Pålsson is a housewife who drinks, plays games, and somehow makes apple pie that’s worth the mess. He’s the worst at games, but the best at pie.
He drank the whole bottle of wine and still played the game.
He spilled pie everywhere and it was still delicious.
He cried when he lost the game, but ate the pie like it was a trophy.
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