Dag P

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A fancy way to say everything went to hell when the virus came around

Dag P, my mom turned into a hermit and my dad started crying over toilet paper

Dag P, I got stuck with my uncle for three weeks and he wouldn't stop talking about his bunions

Dag P, my school shut down and I had to learn from my dog who barely knows his own name

A time when the whole world was confused and everyone was wearing masks like they were in a zombie apocalypse

Dag P, I had to wear a mask for a year and my face looked like a fried egg

Dag P, my teacher gave me a pop quiz on how to wash my hands properly

Dag P, my mom started buying 1000 loaves of bread and hid them under the bed

When the whole world was stuck at home and no one wanted to leave their couch

Dag P, I didn’t leave my house for six months and my cat started talking to me

Dag P, my dad turned into a couch potato and ate 12 pizzas in one day

Dag P, I had to do my math homework on the floor because my laptop was broken and my brain was broken too