Dag Atle

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A person who is so chill they could fall asleep in a bar fight and still win. Also a name from Scandinavia, probably because they're too lazy to make up better names.
Dag Atle just walked into a pizza place and ordered a whole pie for the table. No explanation. Just peace.
My buddy Dag Atle got into a fight with a cop and then offered him a sandwich.
Dag Atle is the only person who can sit through my entire rant and still laugh at the end.
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A guy who doesn’t care if you’re being annoying, loud, or even stupid. He just sits there like a king in a throne of donuts.
Dag Atle was yelling at the TV, but he still let my dog eat his sandwich.
Even the dog respects Dag Atle. He’s like the dog’s dog.
Dag Atle is the only one who can stand my uncle’s singing. And he still eats the cake.
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A human who is so cool he doesn’t even need a shirt. He just walks around like he owns the whole world and probably does.
Dag Atle showed up to the party in a bathrobe and no shoes. Still the best one there.
He walked into the room, said nothing, and everyone shut up. That’s Dag Atle.
Dag Atle sat on a park bench, and the bench became famous.
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