dafux

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A tiny, rude way of asking what the f*ck is going on.
Dafux is my new favorite word when my dog eats my homework.
Dafux? I just got a 50 on my math test.
Dafux? My mom is yelling at me again.
2
A loud, profane shortcut for asking what the f*ck just happened.
Dafux? My car just died in the middle of the road.
Dafux? My friend texted me at 2 a. m.
Dafux? My pizza came with a side of dirt.
3
A quick, dirty way of saying what the f*ck is this mess?
Dafux? My dog just ate my laptop.
Dafux? My math teacher is crying.
Dafux? My mom is mad because I forgot her birthday.
4
A short, swear-filled way of saying what the f*ck is going on?
Dafux? My dog just chased a chicken into the street.
Dafux? I got a detention for drawing on the wall.
Dafux? My math test is due tomorrow and I haven’t studied.
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A tiny, loud, and f*cking rude way to ask what the f*ck is happening.
Dafux? I just got a 0 on my math quiz.
Dafux? My dog peed on my mom’s new shoes.
Dafux? I forgot my lunch again.
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